All compliments of Carter, of course.
Lily- "Carter, is that your friend over there?"
Carter- (looking up) "No. There is my friend! GOD."
Lily- "Who's boat is that?" (we have our neighbors boat on our property)
Carter- "Oh, it's a LONG story."
After receiving a surprise outside our door today:
"Play Dough- boy I am glad to see that!"